Counter-culture Journals (文革)

Counter-culture Journals (文革)

Sunday, March 09, 2008

Another rant on Wichita and Kans ass

Not everyone from Wichita Kansas is a stupid narrow minded jack ass, but here are a few tips on how to spot one. There are many.

That stupid look on his face when someone says they are an atheist or "one if them thaar


Believe rivers and waterways should be private property, even though most states have ramps to people can make use of their streams. These Kansas idiots believe people who live on the east coast own the Atlantic Ocean.

Country folks believe all them city slickers need to be fenced in (they leave a lot of trash and crime around) and kept out of the country all together. If they want to experience wild life, they need to watch a Bambi cartoon.

Cow shit boots. For the urban cowboy, they no longer have shit on them since the country side has been swamped with urban sprawl. There is no cow shit to step in. That makes the books look even more stupid because they're always shiny and serve no real purpose other than looks.

Any one apposed to urban sprawl is one a them thaar tree huggers.

They think the Democratic Party and public parks are a communist plot.

There are Wichitans who believe all adult entertainment, strip clubs, R rated movies and adult book stores should be run out of town so Wichita has a nice family atmosphere. Then they wonder why their kids leave the minute they graduate high school and don't want to come back.

Single digit IQs

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