By SJ Otto
There are a lot of
historians who wonder what it was like to live in the old west. That was a time
of near anarchy. There were many people who didn’t feel bound by the rules of
law. Cowboys could come in to town and enjoy sex with a prostitute, gamble their
money away and get as drunk as they wanted on liquor and beer, in the local
saloon. Sometimes gun fights rang out.
A lot of that
freedom was the focus of some of the old cowboy bars. People gambled and drank
in them. They were often close or connected to the houses of prostitution. We
get a glimpse of those bars on such old TV shows as Gunsmoke. But in the 1970s
there were also bars where there seemed to be very little law and order. People
went to these bars and did what they wanted.
That brings me to a
bar called Ramona’s. The bar was located in Perry, Kansas. It’s gone now, but
in its heyday it was a wild bar, in the late 1970s. The bar was owned and run
by a big time drug dealer called Robbie Shaw. He was in the bar, many of the
times I came in. He had some nice looking female bar tenders who were always
pleasant to do business with.
The floor was
straight unpainted wood. The walls were unpainted wooden panels that gave the
place that air of simplicity. On the wall opposite the door was a mural that
took up the entire wall. It was a painting of a train being robbed by bandits
on horseback. It was painted to look like the 1800s. One of the bandits was
painted to look like the owner, with a cowboy hat and red bandana. Robby was a
tall well-built man, with long dark hair. On most days he wore plaid shirts and
blue jeans. He looked a little like Charlie Manson, only not as creepy
looking.
The bar was a
medium sized. It was a beer bar, which meant it was only licensed to sell beer
of 3.2
percent or less of alcohol. At the time 18 year olds could drink that beer
in Kansas legally and that is the only thing they could drink. That type of
license was cheaper than a regular club license. Also for most of the 1900s
Kansas did not
have liquor by the drink. People had to join a club, if they wanted to
drink liquor in a club. On one particular day some friends and I went to
Ramona’s at about 1pm in the afternoon. I sat down at the bar and ordered a
draw. Ann, the bar tender at the time, came over and handed me a gin and tonic.
“It’s Robbie’s
birthday,” she said.
I just drank the
drink and didn’t question it. Ann was one of my favorite bar tenders. She was a
little over five feet tall, stocky but not fat, blond and she always wore
overalls. I found out, one year, why she always wore the overalls. We both met
up at a skinny dipping lake and it turns out she had boobs that went down to
her waste. I figured out that she had a hard time finding clothes that fit her.
But, as with all
the women there, she was laid back, friendly and dressed casual as everyone
else did. She always remembered me by name. All the waitresses were like that.
The town of Perry
was a small quiet town of less than 1,000 people tucked away in Eastern Kansas.
Ramona’s was located on the town square. It had a small brick front face and
class doors. A sign with the name of the bar was over the door with the drawing
of a woman. There was little outside the bar to give away what was
inside. Inside it was filled with grungy looking hippy types and bickers. All
the men, and most of the women, had long hair, wore blue jeans and the dress
was always casual. A lot of men wore beards. A few people wore leather or denim
vests. At least half of the patrons were carrying concealed pistols. That was
before it was legal to conceal and carry a gun. Most of the patrons had pot on
them, as well as other drugs. If there is one thing that was really different
about the old west bars and this one, it was that 70s gunslingers often smoked
pot and took other drugs as well. At that time, cocaine was the main trendy
drug people used besides pot. It was not unusual to see people snort cocaine on
a table over by the back of the bar. Smoking pot nearby the bar was expected.
Shaw oversaw his own pot fields, which is where he got the money to open the
bar.
One night some
young guy Robbie didn’t know, walked up to him and started talking to him.
Robbie didn’t like strangers, so he took out a small 22 pistol and started
shooting it into the air. The man immediately ran out the door.
Robbie was like a
gangers and he was loud and outspoken. He once said loudly, “I don’t know why
anyone would oppose nuclear power. The Russians have it and no one protests it
over there. Maybe they are on to something.”
He was clearly a
right-winger. One night I was talking about left-wing ideas and he pointed to a
swastika tattoo and said: “You see this? What do you think it means?”
“Right-wing,” I
answered.
“That’s right.”
My grungy street
friends and I often walked through the doors of that place. There were plenty
of tables to sit at and order a pitcher of beer. They didn’t have many craft
beers back then so it was Budweiser. There was a pool table back along the back
wall for those who wanted to play and the actual serving bar was on the north
side of the bar. There was a big empty room attached to the north side of the bar.
It had only chairs and tables so people could meet for a private affair or a meeting.
I once attended a meeting for one of the Big Eat parties that local hippies had
been putting on for the last ten years.
The Juke box had
the usual mix of some country music and some common rock tunes.
It was not unusual
for bickers and others to fight out in front of the bar. Sometimes there were
gun fights. I used to get really drunk at this place and I’m sure I’m not the
only one who did.
Maybe there was a
danger to getting drunk around other people getting drunk who carried guns. No
one ever knew what was going to happen at this place. It was a fun place to come
to. Between the danger and the drugs and alcohol, it was like being at a carnival.
There were not prostitutes, but it wasn’t
that hard to pick up a woman for a night of fun, at least on the nights when
many women were there.
The old west was
like a carnival when the cattle drives came to them for the end of their trips.
That is how Ramona’s was. It was a little like the old west, but also like a
free-for-all for hippies.
After a few years
they shut Ramona’s down. There were too many gun fights out in the street and
it scared a lot of towns people. The city council refused to renew its license.
The fun came to an end. But I won’t forget my many days and nights at Ramona’s.
More stories like this can be found in Memoirs
of a Drugged-Up, Sex-Crazed Yippie.
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