Nothing
like discussing World War I biplanes, rebellions in Kenya and General John
"Black Jack" Pershing’s lack of presidential achievement all over
cold beer and other fine beverages at Kirby’s, this last Sunday. The four
panellists we’ve come to know by their World War I skills came out once again
to discuss the important aspects of the war we used to call “The Great War,”
before people started to number them. They came to swill suds and bring the
intellectual view point to the yearning masses on the causes and results of
World War I.
Our
guests as usual were Paul Harvey Oswald, Casher O’Niell, Kenya Blue and me, Red Rob Blogger. While sitting around
the table, Paul began a conversation on the biplanes used in World War I.
Paul
Harvey Oswald: Biplanes did mostly
recognisance missions. They made maps of battle fields. Later they tried using
pistols and then machine guns. At first the machine gun would hit the airplane
blades. Then Roland Georges Garros came up with a idea to synchronize the
engine to the machine gun so the bullets always went through the blades and
never hit them.
Red
Rob Blogger: I can’t imagine trying to
fire a machine gun while the propeller blades are going by. You had to know
that they would eventually get ruined.
Casher
O'Neill: Reminds me of the Indiana
Jones movie where Sean Connery shot the tail off the airplane he was in. Gotta
be careful firing a gun that's faster than your own reaction time.
Paul
Harvey Oswald: It was all a blur (the propeller). Anthony Fokker actually put
such gear into use. It was called "interrupter gear."
Red
Rob Blogger: Baron Manfred von
Richthofen was considered an honourable soldier by many people on both sides.
He supposedly shot down 80 planes. I like that his out fit was known as the
"Flying Circus."
Paul
Harvey Oswald: They say he would not shoot a person once they were
down.
Cashier
O'Neill: Von Richthofen was an
"old school" soldier that believed in honourable battle. And speaking
of "Larger Than Life" World War I military heroes, I was always
fascinated by "Black Jack" Pershing. I have always wondered why World
War I didn't put Pershing in the White House, the way The Revolutionary War put
George Washington in the White House, The Civil War put Ulysses Grant in the
White House, The Spanish America War put Teddy Roosevelt in the White House:
Red
Bob Blogger: The War of 1812 and the
Battle Of New Orleans put Andrew Jackson in the White House.
Paul
Harvey Oswald: World War II put
Eisenhower in the White House.
Cashier
O'Neill: Exactly. I mean Pershing
was the great American General of the Great War, so why didn't he get to be
President? From what I have gleaned from what I have read in various articles
and books, Pershing would except his party's nomination, but would not seek it.
He was a Republican and said he would not seek it. But Pershing was tied too closely
with Democrat Woodrow Wilson for the Republicans to completely trust.
Ironically, the Republicans nominated Warren G. Harding as their candidate in
1920, Harding won, and until George W. Bush, most historians agree Harding was
the worst President in the history of the United States .
Red
Bob Blogger: I was once asked by one of my middle school students
if I like war, since I teach so much about it. "NO" I said. In
ancient times the winners of a war looted and raped women. They took all that
had value and destroyed what they didn't take. They killed anyone they didn't
take as a slave. The losers lost everything.
(Latter).
Hey look at the TV! I think that rock group called is Hozier.
Did
they just say her name was Mary J Blige?
Cashier
O'Neill: Yes. She is considered
the best RB singer of all time. (A little later we saw Florence + The Machine on the TV.)
Cashier
O'Neill: They had a camp like that in Oklahoma .
There was
as faction of Christian guerrillas that were told that they would not die if
they where shot with a bullet if they had faith in their religion. It was all a
matter of euphoria that motivated those people to fight.
Seated here are Kenya Blue, Paul Harvey Oswald, Red
Rob Blogger and Casher O’Niell.
Our first product placement: Deep Eddy Lemon
Flavoured Vodka. Paul Kroeker was our bar tender that day. He didn't turn the
bottle front ways so we could see the label, but that is OK, we hate
commercials anyway.
[1] The Maji
Maji Rebellion, sometimes called the Maji Maji War (Swahili: Vita
vya Maji Maji), was an armed rebellion against German colonial rule in German East Africa (modern-day Tanzania). The
war was triggered by a German policy designed to force the indigenous
population to grow cotton for export, and lasted from 1905 to 1907. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maji_Maji_Rebellion
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