Excerpts from: The Journals Of A 21st Century Schizoid Man
Mission
to Mars
It
would be a few weeks of traveling through the deep dark blackness of space. Once
we left Saturn and its moons, we would have nothing to look at but the Sun,
which for a while would look only as a large star and other stars and planets
so far from us that they just looked like stars. The little red planet would
eventually grow to be a large disc for us to aim at. But that would take a
while.
We
were headed to Mars Base 7, a space station that looked a lot like the one we
just left on Titan. Captain Sprawling is doing some biological research there
and we are going to check on his progress.
As we approached the red planet, the disc
started to get larger and as we got closer we could see more features on it.
Captain
Sprawling was an old white haired man, who looked like one of those ancient
scientists on a distant world, in the old Star Trek episodes. He was a little old fashion, liked books and
no doubt had a large sprawling lab with equipment of all kinds everywhere.
Upon
landing, we went straight into the lab station and met with Captain Sprawling.
“Do
my eyes deceive me Captain Skyhawk?” Sprawling said. “There seems to be two of
you.”
“This
thing or man or what-ever it is, will be kept here as a prisoner to be
studied,” Skyhawk said. “He is a quasi-clone of me, made from some cosmic goo
we found on the moon Titan.”
“So
you’re an alien?” Sprawling asked Number Two.
“Yes,”
he said. “But don’t use that word around Skyhawk. He seems intent on treating
me as a Petri dish fascination. I’m nothing more than a ‘specimen’ to him. He
didn’t even give me a real name. He just calls me Number Two.”
“I
would point out that I wrote it out as if it actually were a name,” I insisted.
“As
long as I’m here, why don’t I get a real name?” claimed Number Two.
“Since
you will be working here with me, the two of us will come up with a dignified
name for you,” said Sprawling, always the diplomat and a jolly guy in general.
After
a few minutes, Captain Sprawling signaled us over to one of his microscopes.
“You’ve
got to see this,” he said. I’ve discovered a Martian worm. It’s the first
multi-cellular life form anyone has ever discovered here on Mars. It probably
evolved since the planet became dry and most life forms went underground. This
is a major find. We not only find that life is a process that has been found on
this earthlike sister planet, but it also shows signs that evolution is a life
process as well.”
We
all looked at the microscopic little worm that seemed rather plain and yet on
the planet Mars, it may have been a blue whale in its rarity.
“Do
you realize it took more than 3 billion years for multi-cellular life forms to
develop on Earth,” Sprawling said. “The
earth had nothing but one celled beings on it for more than 3 billion years. We
believe surface water has been missing on mars for more than 2 billion years.
That means this evolution took place without any surface water and not
development on the surface with lake water or sunlight.”
I can remember when Members of the
religious right won control of the Kansas State Board of Education in the 2004
election. They had been voted out in the prior election after they embarrassed
the state by removing requirements for teaching evolution in Kansas public
schools, in 1999. After their 2004 victory, they plan to renew their attacks on
Charles Darwin’s theory.
Vikki Foster, was a political Christian right-wing
activist, fighting the teaching of evolution in her local Hawkins County
School, in Tennessee. She has stated openly that she believes the Bible
is absolutely true and that God created the world in six days.
Life on earth began at least 4 billion years ago. The evidence to this is overwhelming. There is no way all the extinct animals, whose fossils we’ve found, could have existed at once, just 20,000 years or even 200,000 years ago, as Foster tried to claim. That was just not logical. Anyone who says that needs to do the math. It doesn’t add up.
Some creationists claim that the universe is only about 20,000 years old. The Bible said God made light on the second day.
Life on earth began at least 4 billion years ago. The evidence to this is overwhelming. There is no way all the extinct animals, whose fossils we’ve found, could have existed at once, just 20,000 years or even 200,000 years ago, as Foster tried to claim. That was just not logical. Anyone who says that needs to do the math. It doesn’t add up.
Some creationists claim that the universe is only about 20,000 years old. The Bible said God made light on the second day.
And yet we can see the light from quasars which are
over a billion light years away. I once heard a creationist explain, while at a
forum, that God created the light from far away stars so humans could see them.
That’s not science. It is mythology.
Creationists claim that evolution can’t be duplicated in a lab experiment. Christian Scientist author Henry Morris wrote:
Creationists claim that evolution can’t be duplicated in a lab experiment. Christian Scientist author Henry Morris wrote:
“In this chapter and the next we shall summarize
the evidence against evolution by showing, first, that there is no evidence of
evolution occurring at present and second, that there is no evidence that
evolution has occurred in the past.”
They ignore the signs of evolution can be seen
today. A salamander called a Congo-eel has four tiny legs that are useless to
the animal. The Congo-eel had evolved into a serpent shaped animal that doesn’t
need its legs any more. Millions of years ago, the legs were as useful as on
any other salamander. A million years from now they will be completely gone.
That’s evidence of evolution in the present.
There is also plenty of evidence of past evolution. Morris focused several pages to the idea that no species can evolve into a new one. By 2004 scientist were beginning to find fossils of dinosaurs in the process of evolving into birds. Feathered and winged dinosaurs were found in China’s Liaoning province in the early part of 2000. This is just one of many examples of past evolution and it demonstrates how a modern species can evolve from an extinct one.
“Do you realize how much of my time is spent verifying these finds are not earth life?” Sprawling asked us. “Thanks to earlier efforts to colonize the planet, in 2023 an outfit called Mars One decided to put up a permanent colony for humans to live on Mars. They claimed they would pick a place that would not be likely to have any life, in case indigenous life was found on Mars.
There is also plenty of evidence of past evolution. Morris focused several pages to the idea that no species can evolve into a new one. By 2004 scientist were beginning to find fossils of dinosaurs in the process of evolving into birds. Feathered and winged dinosaurs were found in China’s Liaoning province in the early part of 2000. This is just one of many examples of past evolution and it demonstrates how a modern species can evolve from an extinct one.
“Do you realize how much of my time is spent verifying these finds are not earth life?” Sprawling asked us. “Thanks to earlier efforts to colonize the planet, in 2023 an outfit called Mars One decided to put up a permanent colony for humans to live on Mars. They claimed they would pick a place that would not be likely to have any life, in case indigenous life was found on Mars.
…Perhaps
it was just an old fashion real estate scam. But, as with most “free enterprise
projects involving space exploration, everything that could go wrong did. They
manage to pollute the planet’s water, air and ground. They spread all kinds of
earth germs to this planet before we even knew if there were any real Mars
microbes already living here. Their stupidity has caused me to have to verify
every find I make against known earth germs and RNA and DNA configurations to
make sure I’m not just looking at an earth bug that those idiots let loose on
this planet. Who knows how many indigenous life forms have been wiped out due
to the introduction of Earth life here by these incompetent profiteers?”
“I
remember that project,” I added. “They said they wanted to preserve life on
Mars, but all they really wanted to do was make money.”
“If
it weren’t for those idiots from Mars One, I would have already verified that
this worm is the first multi-cellular organism found on Mars.”
After
we finished a spirited debate, I received permission to put on a Mars-day-suit
and use a ground scooter to gout out and explore the surface of Mars. This was
my first trip to the surface of Mars and I couldn’t wait to go exploring.
The
scooter was electric and could go 50 miles per hour. The day suit looked a lot
like a wet suit used by skin divers. I also had to wear an oxygen tank and
goggles, that made me look like a skin diver. The suit was needed to counter
the thin air pressure that would allow my blood to boil if I wasn’t wearing it.
The air is mostly carbon dioxide with a small amount of oxygen, about 1%. The
goggles were needed to protect me eyes from the harsh ultraviolet light that
would easily cause blindness in just a few minutes. But the air temperature was
between 70 to 90° Fahrenheit. The weather
was perfect and no chance of rain. A dust storm was the most intrusive weather
I had to worry about and that particular day seemed rather calm.
Had
a gone out at night, I would have needed a suit similar to the one I wore on
Titan. The temperature drops down colder than the coldest nights at the Earth’s
South Pole. That requires a lot of heat and insulation and a much bulkier suit.
The
various types of terrain that I drove over in my little scooter amazed me.
There were valley s with gullies, dried creek beds as well as dried out river
beads and lake bottoms. There were all types of mountains that closely
resembled those of earth, minus the snow caps found on earth. The sky was a
beautiful pink color and at time, I could see small white clouds in the
distance. I knew they were made of ice, but they still held the same beauty as
clouds on earth. In the morning I could see the sun streaking through the
daytime sky. It was breathtaking. I felt extremely privileged to get to take in
these sites.
As I moved from
the mountains, I began to notice the plains that resembled the deserts of
Arizona. There were rocks and dust all over the place. Rocks were strewn all
around the ground. Except for the lack of plants, such as cacti and sagebrush,
and lack of a blue sky, it was just like traveling through the desert except
there was no extreme heat and not water found on the surface anywhere.
Years
after sending up spaceships and carrying out thousands of experiments, the
question of life on Mars had finally been answered. There are obviously no
little green men, no Marvin the Martian or any of those other strange creatures
we saw in all the old movies and old Twilight Zone episodes. Now we would settle
for just a few microbes.
I
was lucky to get to stand on the surface of Mars and Titan. In my lifetime it
was hard for me to even imagine that I would ever make it to such worlds.
By
the year 2013, the political climate across the US was that Universities should
take part in research only if it would lead to a profit. The idea of knowledge
for the sake of knowledge seemed to be on its way out. Those with PHDs who
could not provide a way to turn their research into a profit making enterprises
were being let go. If it weren’t for the colonization and mining on Mars, no
humans would have ever been sent there.
So
while Captain Sprawling complained about the colonies of Mars One, he would
have never gotten the government grant money to travel in space if it weren’t
for those jerks and the politicians who promoted them.
In my early life-time, in my early teens, my country went
to the moon and no one had to justify it using economics.
It
was during John F. Kennedy’s Moon Speech - Rice Stadium- September 12, 1962;
“Those who came before us made certain that this country rode the
first waves of the industrial revolutions, the first waves of modern invention,
and the first wave of nuclear power, and this generation does not intend to
founder in the backwash of the coming age of space. We mean to be a part of
it--we mean to lead it. For the eyes of the world now look into space, to the
moon and to the planets beyond, and we have vowed that we shall not see it
governed by a hostile flag of conquest, but by a banner of freedom and peace.
We have vowed that we shall not see space filled with weapons of mass
destruction, but with instruments of knowledge and understanding….
We choose to go to the moon. We choose to go to the moon in this
decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are
hard, because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our
energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to
accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one which we intend to win, and
the others, too.
It is for these reasons that I regard the decision last year to
shift our efforts in space from low to high gear as among the most important
decisions that will be made during my incumbency in the office of the
Presidency.”
He never had to justify the spending to anyone. That is not like
today. And then there was Sputnik 1, a satellite
the Soviet Union launched into space. No one knew what that thing actually did,
but it actually started the space race. So it was the Soviet revisionist Nikita
Khrushchev who really started our space race.
But instead of moving on to Mars, the US
government, in the mid 1970s, decided to focus more on the Vietnam War and Mars
was just plain forgotten. Instead this country decided to let the fictional
show Star Trek find aliens of all kinds, that just happen to look human and all
lived just a few light-years away. Some people living on Earth actually learned
to speak the fictional language Klingon. That language was originally spoken
and referred to as Klingonese in the Star Trek: The Original Series episode "The Trouble With Tribbles”
where it was actually pronounced by a Klingon character.
The
Borg; the Vulcans; the Romulans;
and the Ferengi;
almost surely don’t exist. The tiny bugs that do exist are actually more
exciting to me than those fictional characters. However, compared to the real
world around us, fiction is just too much easier and more profitable.
My own fantasies include stories about
strange creatures found right here in the solar system. So why do people show
so little interests in the very solar system they live in. If we don’t explore
the solar system around us, what is the point of imagining that some day we
will visit human-like creatures that live on planets light years away?
We all like our fantasies, science
fiction or otherwise. When I make up stories, I just prefer they happen closer
to home.
After a few hours of scooter travel I
headed back for the base. As I got there, I was met by some strange glares from
my co-travelers as I came in the building.
“You took out a hover-craft for less
than 20 minutes today?” Captain Sprawling asked me.
“What are you talking about,” I replied.
“When I left I took a scooter. That’s all I thought I needed. I’m just now
returning. What is the problem?”
“Twenty minutes ago we got a message
from the garage that you were trading in the scooter for a hover-craft,”
Sprawling explained. “So what happened?”
“What happened?! I returned the scooter
and came back in. End of story!”
“Who took the hover-craft?” Sprawling
asked me.
“How would I know?”
Then it came to me. What if Number Two
went out and stole a hover-craft?
“By the way—has anyone seen Number Two?”
They all looked at each other.
“No!” they all said in unison. “Where is
he?” they repeated again in unison.
“Mark, that THING was YOUR
responsibility!” Captain Skyhawk said. I could tell he was mad. He didn’t like
Number Two in the first place. So now he was beginning to get seriously pissed.
“Now take it easy,” I said nervously.
“We can find him rather quickly since he has no credentials.
Next Skyhawk started checking his pants
pockets.
“My Wallet, My credentials, he has
everything of mine! I have nothing!—SPIES! What’s going on here?”
“Maybe Number Two stole your
credentials,” I said in a rather meek voice. “He seems pretty smart.”
“Don’t worry Skyhawk,” said Sprawling.
“We can all get your credentials replaced fairly easily.”
“In the meantime, that ass-hole is
somewhere on Mars pretending to be me!”
Skyhawk was not the least bit interested
in his twin’s motivations, only the embarrassment he will cause him.
“We can test your own DNA to verify that
you are you since we already know Number Two will not have identical DNA to
yours,” Sprawling said. “We can verify who you are right now. Then we can
disprove the imposter when we find him.”
“You mean, when Mark Spies finally
captures him!” Skyhawk thundered. “You better find him before he does anymore
damage. Remember Spies! You’re responsible for him and all he does! “
Actually I felt a certain pride that my
“Frankenstein Monster” had found a clever way to escape. I was in trouble if he
wasn’t found soon, however, I couldn’t help wondering if his curiosity got the
best of him and he was still trying to see what it might be like being human.
Did he want to meet woman—did he want to do more than just meet them? Did he
want to learn more than he had so far?
I was far more curious than Captain
Skyhawk. I guess there was not much I could do until some trace of him showed
up. We did an inventory of the base and Number Two took a night suit. He could
be gone for a few days on Mars before he would need to find a base or colony.
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