Spamalot—Spamalot—Spamalot!!!!

Today a major spammer was caught. They say we may see less spamming, but most of my messages lately have been spam. So here is my own spam:



I'll sell you my renown home made absinth for $30 a bottle. All you have to do is come to my town and look my up. You can see my picture on this page. I'm around here someplace.


Then there's my book. I recommend you read it naked on your bed. If you have a special friend to read it with even better. And don't forget it is Now available straight from the publisher for $12.25.



I'm available for poem reading, story telling and get rich schemes. Just drive around the town of Maize until you find me. I'm good for it.

I suppose I'll get fewer messages now that the spammers are gone, but then again, I'll get quality messages over quantity messages.