It’s been a black black black X-mass

Here’s a ditty for those of you who have had a really bad X-mas:


It’s been a black black black X-mass.
I’ll be home for Christmas, even if in a box.
Look for gifts on my coffin lid,



It’s been a black black black X-mass.
All I want for X-mass is my two front wrists,
So I can use my razor blades,



It’s been a black black black X-mass.
The moon is full, the air is still,
All of a sudden I feel a chill,
Victor is grinning, flesh rotting away,
Skeletons dances, I curse this day,
And it’s just a jolly holiday.


It’s been a black black black X-mass.
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Clause,
Underneath the Mistle-toe.
Daddy’s gone to war. The mailman looks like Santa



It’s been a black black black X-mass.
Creditors shaking corpses upside down,
To check for change someone might have left behind.


It’s been a black black black X-mass.
All though it’s been said many times, many ways
Fuck off and die!


It’s been a black black black X-mass.
Yes it’s the Scrooge and Santa Mash,
And it’s a grave yard smash,


It’s been a black black black X-mass.
What a crazy fluke
We’re gonna get nuked
On This Jolly Holliday.



Merry Shit-mess everybody!