Counter-culture Journals (文革)

Counter-culture Journals (文革)

Thursday, July 30, 2015

Whaaaa! I'm bald...what do I do?!

From Quora:

Question:


Answer:


Pix from 929jackfm.com.



I'll try...
1. Shave your head. Being bald is 100x better than balding. Plus, you'll save on shampoo and haircut.
2. Living with parents is an excellent choice for your situation now. You are saving a lot on rent. Can't beat that.
3. About to turn 30: You're young. I'm 37. Please don't complain about your age anymore.
4. Friendless, depressed, and miserable: find a volunteer work in a field you like. It can be tutoring, caring for the elderly, or simply just make yourself more useful to your parents. They're nice enough to shelter you already, aren't they? You'll find that by giving to other people, you'll be filled with happiness. You'll see. 
Also, to find a friend... log in to Facebook and go find a long lost, kind hearted acquaintance/friend, send a friendly email to see how they're doing.  Repeat.
5. Now, for unemployment: see advice #1 on shaving your head so you won't need to get a haircut? Yes, now go fix up your appearance because you're going to go out there to find a job. Even if you're feeling depressed, fake being upbeat. Don't worry if you don't find a "good" job yet, make the best of a good enough job for now, give it your best shot, and keep searching for better jobs. 

I wish you the best of luck.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

ABSOLUTELY! Being bald IS better than balding! I love the brash, blunt way you serve up your advice and I adore the concept of your Blog!
Love to support fellow Bloggers!

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