APIΣTIΠΠOΣ and EΠIKOYPOΣ are just as good as the Bible

Unlike a lot of the narrow-minded people in Kansas, I have read more than just the Bible. I’ve read Epicurus and have read about such great thinkers as Aristippus. There were many great philosophers besides Jesus Christ. He may have been a philosopher, but he was nothing divine. Gilgamesh was one of the first God-heads and if we can stop believing in myths such as Gilgamesh we can stop believing in fairy tales, such as divine people and creationism.